Daniel Moore

Someone buy me a butter churn

There’s no denying it, I eat healthy. For example, all that ice cream I ingest, that has important calcium in it. And all those donuts have grains, at least what was grain at one time. It’s all healthy. But not…

World problems solved

An ex-teacher wrote a column that is gaining ground on the internet. It was about the problems of the teaching occupation. Teaching is a tough gig, he says, and then he lays out the solution to the problems; namely, that…

Surprising steps to happiness

When I was younger I thought that happiness was something that happened to you, like you won the lottery and then lived the rest of your life in the Bahamas. But now I know that happiness is something that people…

Just letting it go

When I’m driving around with my kids, they keep singing “Let it go! Let it go” from Disney’s animated musical “Frozen,” and I just can’t help saying “Hold it in! Hold it in! At least until we get home!” I…

The moral of fake Facebook friends

Supposedly, last month over a billion people used Facebook. However, I’ve determined by watching our Facebook friends that a couple of million of those billion users are all some guy named Gary that lives in Cincinnati. For example, just as…

Way too many cartoon mice

For some reason, when Walt Disney sat down at his desk to draw an animated figure that would endear itself to millions through sheer cuddliness, he did not draw a penguin. I don’t know why. Penguins have to be the…